ab inito / from the beginning.

Dec 10, 2008 1:39pm
“ There is no reason good can’t triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia. ” - Kurt Vonnegut
Dec 8, 2008 9:15pm

Man's kiss ruptures girlfriend's eardrum

dear lord!
Dec 8, 2008 6:10pm
“ Stories are like spider-webs, which man gets himself all tangled up in but which look so pretty when you see them under a leaf in the morning dew and in the elegant way that they connect to one another, each to each. ” - Neil Gaiman’s “Anansi Boys”
Dec 8, 2008 1:21pm

The Bibles- internets edishun.

rofl.

read, it will do you good.
Dec 6, 2008 11:57pm

ounce, or pound?

  • Joshua: Doesn't a martini have vodka and gin in it?
  • Dad: I don't think so.
  • Joshua: I bet i'm right.
  • Dad: Look in that book we have, then.
  • Joshua: Yep, see! 8oz of vodka.
  • My brother does not pronounce oz as 'ounce', but literally as 'oz'.
  • Dad: Do you know what oz means?
  • Joshua: No idea... like a pound?
  • Hannah: Yes... a drink with 8 pounds of vodka...
  • Joshua: That's like the size of a baby!
Dec 6, 2008 11:42pm
maybe should have used a different font, how awkward.

maybe should have used a different font, how awkward.
Dec 6, 2008 2:21pm
“ You like R. Kelly. Ooh you loves R. Kelly. ” - R. Kelly in third person
Nov 29, 2008 3:23pm

eBay.

I’ve recently been selling some of my old text books on eBay to earn some cash. I’ve sold most of them and I received an email from one of the buyers saying:

“So how do I get the book off you?”

I really would have liked to write back and say:

“I will simply insert the book into my CD-ROM drive and type your address into the computer screen using my keyboard. Once I press the enter key, the book will automatically compress and magically transport thousands of miles to your address. You will then send me payment via the same method.”

This, however, may have left me with some negative feedback, which I did not want as I am an honest and friendly eBayer (buy my stuffs).

So instead I said:

“Send me a money order, or you can pay via PayPal.”

Reply: “What’s a money order?”

Sigh.

Nov 26, 2008 8:49pm

B&B.

the bold and the beautiful on 6pm weeknights.

everynight.

monday-friday.

replacing the simpsons.

are you kidding?!

Nov 23, 2008 2:27pm

bubblebath.

I had a bubble bath today. I scooped the bubbles together in my cupped palms, and blew gently so that they flew like flakes. They clung to my shoulders and felt weightless against my skin. I realised that this was the closest thing I would get to snow, although snow doesn’t generally smell like watermelon.

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